Free Indecent Proposals Slam eCards

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  Custom Candy Heart

  Send your own custom message to a special someone, inscribed on a candy heart. Keep the character count low for best results.

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 4.50 (2 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 40

  Date Created: Feb 27, 2010

  Last Sent: Feb 2, 2012

• You're married, I'm married - let's just have a little fun.

  You're married, I'm married - let's just have a little fun.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 0

  Date Created: Nov 29, 2009

  Last Sent: Nov 30, -0001

• If the cash I give you is what's bothering you, let me just…

  If the cash I give you is what's bothering you, let me just buy you gifts instead.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 0

  Date Created: Nov 29, 2009

  Last Sent: Nov 30, -0001

• If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same…

  If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 0

  Date Created: Mar 20, 2010

  Last Sent: Nov 30, -0001

• I need a stripper - are you interested?

  I need a stripper - are you interested?

  Card contributed by Dan Uyemura, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 2

  Date Created: Mar 20, 2010

  Last Sent: Sep 29, 2010

• Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

  Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 0

  Date Created: Mar 20, 2010

  Last Sent: Nov 30, -0001

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only…

  You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 1

  Date Created: Mar 20, 2010

  Last Sent: Jan 18, 2012

• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your…

  Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 3

  Date Created: Mar 20, 2010

  Last Sent: May 6, 2011