Free Most Popular Slam eCards

• You are an effing idiot.

  You are an effing idiot.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 161

  Date Created: Nov 29, 2009

  Last Sent: Mar 25, 2011

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  Take this and stick it up your...

  Every wanker deserves a proper eff you once in a while.

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 2.00 (2 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: 3.00 (3 votes)

  Times Sent: 141

  Date Created: Jun 13, 2009

  Last Sent: May 23, 2012

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  Up yours.

  Tell someone to stick it.

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 2.00 (2 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 67

  Date Created: Jun 14, 2009

  Last Sent: Mar 22, 2012

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  Custom Candy Heart

  Send your own custom message to a special someone, inscribed on a candy heart. Keep the character count low for best results.

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 4.50 (2 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 57

  Date Created: Feb 27, 2010

  Last Sent: May 13, 2012

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  Ass Kisser Certificate

  Send a certificate to the kiss asses in your life, and make it official!

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 5.00 (1 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 47

  Date Created: Jul 23, 2009

  Last Sent: May 22, 2012

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  You're a jerk

  Send this to the jerks in your life.

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 5.00 (1 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 36

  Date Created: Jul 23, 2009

  Last Sent: May 25, 2012

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  You're a loser

  Tell a loser you know exactly how you feel.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by Pauline Lee

  Card Rating: 5.00 (1 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 29

  Date Created: Jul 23, 2009

  Last Sent: Mar 24, 2012

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  You are a douchebag.

  Sometimes, you just gotta be upfront with certain people, as they just don't realize they're being an effing douchebag!

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: 4.00 (1 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: 3.00 (1 votes)

  Times Sent: 28

  Date Created: Sep 20, 2009

  Last Sent: Feb 15, 2012

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  Blank Inside - College Ruled Paper

  When no words are strong enough than your very own.

  Card and artwork contributed by Poppy Birdsong

  Card Rating: Not rated yet.

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 26

  Date Created: Sep 15, 2009

  Last Sent: Dec 24, 2010

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  Certified Loser

  Send a certificate to commemorate the true losers.

  Card contributed by Poppy Birdsong, artwork contributed by Pauline Lee

  Card Rating: 5.00 (1 votes)

  Offensiveness Rating: Not rated yet.

  Times Sent: 26

  Date Created: Jul 23, 2009

  Last Sent: Mar 22, 2012